Piss off the street corner begger

Top ten ways to piss off the homeless man that bugs you on the street corner.

10. Give him a penny.
9. Ask him if he has change for a dollar.
8. Hold out your hand and say "Talk to the hand."
7. Give him a 2 liter coke..... at 45mph.
6. Ask him if he has any newspapers left.
5. Give him some fast food restaurant coupons.
4. Give him a liquor bottle filled with water.
3. Give him a W2 with your hand out.
2. Give him a bar of soap.
and the number one way is: Take his milk crate that he was sitting on.